overlypolitebisexual:

you will keep your mouth shut every time fat women are used as the punchline of a joke and are denied access to clothing brands and healthcare and are treated as disgusting but someone says “skinny shaming isn’t on the same level” and you’re up in arms because “stop making people feel bad for their bodies, thin women don’t DESERVE to be shamed!!!” (not like fat women, right??? everyone sees you, fuck you)

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theheirsofdurin:

Thorin + smile

for marigoldfaucet

book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo

  • *company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
  • Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
  • Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

(via octoswan)

alicehopewalker:

clannyphantom:

what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was thisimage

id continue mugging you in hopes of finding more

(via ohawkguy)

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

(via ohawkguy)

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

(via jojodennys)

nosdrinker:

honeyipwnedthekids:

nosdrinker:

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

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WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

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amoyed:

I love this kid

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