you will keep your mouth shut every time fat women are used as the punchline of a joke and are denied access to clothing brands and healthcare and are treated as disgusting but someone says “skinny shaming isn’t on the same level” and you’re up in arms because “stop making people feel bad for their bodies, thin women don’t DESERVE to be shamed!!!” (not like fat women, right??? everyone sees you, fuck you)
book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo
- *company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
- Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
- Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
- School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
- Student: why?
- School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway